How I imagine the Shelton household.
Blake: *trips over dog* DAMN IT, Ophelia! Err..Delta! Or...Delilah?
Miranda: No, that's Brecca. He's new.
Blake: DAMN IT WOMAN, STOP ADOPTING PUPPIES.
Miranda: I'll stop rescuing dogs when you stop tweeting.
Blake: I'll stop tweeting when you stop drinking.
Miranda: I'll stop drinking when YOU stop drinking.
Blake:
Miranda:
Blake:
Miranda:
Blake: Wanna make out?
Miranda: Sure.
THE END.
